A BAKER'S DOZEN
Helpful Hints for Writers

1. WRITE IN ENGLISH Other languages are hard to read

2. WRITE LEFT TO RIGHT Readers appreciate it

3. WRITE STORIES GIRLS LIKE They read more than boys

4. PUT IN ADVENTURE It "livens" things up

5. CORRECT BAD GRAMMAR AS YOU GO Why put it off?

6. SIT IN A CHAIR Other things can fall over

7. WRITE ON A COMPUTER Everybody else does

8. DON'T SPILL THINGS It detracts from concentration

9. WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR Just in case

10. WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW Everybody knows something

11. IMITATE FAMOUS WRITERS So you'll know what to do when you are famous

12. THINK OF A STORY Helps you get started

13. GET A REFRIGERATOR Helps preserve the food you need for writing energy

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